The Closet

2001 · 84 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 18,644 VOTES · DIR. Francis Veber

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Overview

A man spreads the rumor of his fake homosexuality with the aid of his neighbor, to prevent his imminent firing at his work.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,186 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:48 THE CLOSET
00:05:58 I can't now, I'm late.
00:09:50 He never liked me. He's a jerk!
00:12:31 Here's my recurrent dream: I'm being born, but I'm already here.
00:15:46 They're your sons. Good looking boys!
00:18:51 It's his walk, his little ways...
00:21:58 There's another thing...
00:25:25 A shower with a naked buddy. Get me?
00:28:27 - He heard every word! - So what, he's a pal.
00:31:10 Yesterday, he was a bore. Today, a pervert.
00:34:29 A new invention. Try it.
00:38:29 I drank too much. When I woke up, she'd undone my shirt.
00:40:58 You should call. I waited.
00:44:36 Can I go next week instead?
00:47:37 Finding out the chick you want to lay is your daughter!
00:51:24 Next a Venice weekend!
00:53:57 I had fun scaring you. But only so you'd evolve.
00:56:46 I got beat up in my garage
01:00:10 Did you leave him cause he's gay?
01:02:52 You lived with it. Aren't there any markings?
01:05:49 we'll never find a personnel man like you.
01:09:31 Won't help you get her back.
01:13:10 You're amazingly unpleasant!
01:15:54 you're not the same man.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,186
Dialogue density14.1 lines / min
First line00:00:48
Final line01:15:54

Production Record

DirectorFrancis Veber
LanguageFrench
IMDb votes18,644