The Client List

00:00:25 You got any room on that couch? You got a naked girl coming right at you.

00:03:07 Hey, I dumped her for you. You got the big prize.

00:05:44 She does.

00:08:47 What did you win? I was Miss Bixby Hills.

00:11:20 Doreen used to be a dancer.

00:14:27 Take care of my boy.

00:18:22 Vacuum.

00:21:18 It's like the first time you kill someone. It gels easier.

00:24:21 Can you believe that?

00:28:08 Oh, God, please tell me I'm not crazy.

00:33:08 that I would hike care of you.

00:37:02 Well, folks, if you moved to Texas for the cool summon..

00:41:15 I guess I never heard the alarm.

00:45:17 Tomorrow's the bake sale, remember?

00:49:32 I'll make it worth your while.

00:53:59 Yeah. He didn't used to be contact-shy.

00:58:10 and both of us knowing it's his last day of life.

01:02:10 Took it to city hall, where the mayor decided it was divine intervention.

01:05:14 Beats the hell out of waitressing.

01:08:16 I want good reports, okay?

01:12:49 The check-out girl at the Save-A-Lot told me she doesn't like to do it doggy style.

01:15:47 Sentence is as follows for each defendant:

01:20:37 And I'm just real sorry, from the bottom of my heart

01:23:53 'This sure beats the hell out of waitressing'?