The Cleaner — S00E01 — A Clean Christmas
2022 · 29 MIN · IMDB 6.9
Overview
It’s Christmas Day, and crime scene cleaner Wicky is looking forward to Weasel’s Christmas raffle at the pub. First prize: an actual horse. All that stands in his way is a blood-soaked crime scene in an ice cream parlour and a regular customer who isn’t going to let a little thing like a murder stop him from getting the perfect peach melba ice cream.
Dialogue Timeline — 546 lines
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00:00:03 This programme contains some strong language and adult humour
00:01:13 Take him to Nigel's parents with you.
00:02:23 but mostly fake marble and Formica.
00:03:48 It's Christmas Day.
00:04:55 Oh...
00:05:59 But you're here and you're just a cleaner. Be that as it may,
00:07:14 I haven't forgotten your name.
00:08:15 Alan Turing was autistic.
00:09:10 and they have confirmed that I am safe and...
00:10:17 It's a peach melba, after all.
00:11:21 It's just a fact.
00:12:34 Maybe Alberto was good with his hands.
00:13:30 so he pushed me off my chair.
00:14:29 Robert?
00:16:43 Good afternoon. My name is Robert Kendrick.
00:17:45 Alberto always told me not to cross the red line.
00:19:11 Did you know people in Finland have unlimited access to data?
00:20:00 What? I don't know.
00:21:01 The kid's throwing up all over Nigel's mum's rug
00:22:40 On the front, it says, "To Robert Kendrick, from his father."
00:23:56 Hello, Robert Kendrick.
00:25:35 "which is another reason why I can never return to Alberto's.
00:27:18 Hello, Robert.
00:28:23 ROBERT CARRIES ON LAUGHING
Cast & Characters
Greg Davies
Paul Wickstead
Robbie Curran
Robert Kendrick
James Bolam
Dad
Sian Gibson
Sis
Jessica Lowen
Parasite
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed546
Dialogue density18.8 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:28:23
Production Record
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
The Cleaner, season 0, episode 1: A Clean Christmas.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/132156/season/0/episode/1
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