The Chosen One
2010 · 101 MIN · IMDB 4.5 · 2,682 VOTES · DIR. Rob Schneider
Overview
Paul is an ordinary man who is at the end of his rope. He hates his job, his beautiful wife has left him, and his mother and gay, Buddhist-monk brother constantly remind him of his shortcomings. Although Paul doesn't know it yet, his life is about to change in a big way.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,025 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:35 THE CHOSEN ONE
00:05:30 Last year you were the best Nissan dealer in California ...
00:08:01 It's beautiful, I like the colors, not bad.
00:12:55 ... Homeless people camping in their front yard.
00:15:18 Have been guided to your door by the spirit of their ancestors.
00:18:40 ... WILL BE deducted from your commissions. That's all.
00:22:07 You know? wait a second.
00:27:31 No, do not translate that.
00:31:18 There is a trade, only can get it.
00:35:36 Who has been caring for your plants?
00:39:17 ... Like a hammer to hit people who believe spiritual inferiors.
00:42:43 They can eat whatever they want, not everyone has to be like t.
00:47:51 See you later ms.
00:50:50 You better watch your back.
00:52:50 S that money may not mean much to you, but s to m.
00:57:49 Was on the roof. It seemed like a good hiding.
01:01:25 ... And I pick you up at six, and if not acostndote ESTs with her ...
01:04:25 Knew not what he was doing.
01:07:15 ... And then the type hesitation ...
01:10:13 What we have seen, is one of the pair of red-tailed hawks ...
01:13:08 I bring something to drink?
01:17:16 He tried not to make noise.
01:21:48 What do you think of that?
01:26:34 Lord, I'll have to ask you exit the elevator.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,025
Dialogue density10.1 lines / min
First line00:00:35
Final line01:26:34
Production Record
DirectorRob Schneider
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,682