The Change-Up
2011 · 112 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 200,392 VOTES · DIR. David Dobkin
Overview
Lifelong friends Dave and Mitch are envious of the other's life. Mitch thinks Dave has it all: a beautiful, loving family and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. But Dave thinks Mitch’s stress-free playboy life without obligation or consequence is the real dream come true. One fateful drunken night, they both admit that they wish they had the other’s life while peeing in a fountain when lightning strikes. The next morning, they wake up, hungover, in each other’s bodies! With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave comically struggle to avoid completely destroying each other’s lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,509 lines
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00:00:59 (BABY WAILING)
00:06:00 What time are you going to pick me up?
00:10:02 Vegetable medley!
00:13:54 When all is said and done, when we finish up, and the dust settles
00:19:04 I got this. (GRUNTS)
00:22:58 Most of all, do not fuck this up for me, all right?
00:27:55 Is that clear? I got it.
00:32:23 You eat cake off lady's Starfish, okay?
00:36:18 But my thumb went in three girls' assholes.
00:40:03 Bad! Bad!
00:44:25 That's my Tuesday night regular, right on schedule.
00:49:18 It's your turn to feed the babies.
00:53:43 I'm one of the guys looking for the fountain
00:58:20 Fuck you. Don't pull that shit on me.
01:02:06 That place has got this non-resin tar
01:06:29 Good morning, Patty-cakes.
01:12:25 What the hell is he doing?
01:18:04 This is just me trying to save my job.
01:22:23 Yeah.
01:27:38 (TELEPHONE RINGING)
01:32:27 Punch her in the seat.
01:37:57 but not Dave.
01:44:28 Can you wake up, baby? I'm back, I'm back.
01:49:34 There's a reason I'm not selling dolphins.