The Change-Up
2011 · 112 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 200,392 VOTES · DIR. David Dobkin
Overview
Lifelong friends Dave and Mitch are envious of the other's life. Mitch thinks Dave has it all: a beautiful, loving family and a high-paying job at a prestigious law firm. But Dave thinks Mitch’s stress-free playboy life without obligation or consequence is the real dream come true. One fateful drunken night, they both admit that they wish they had the other’s life while peeing in a fountain when lightning strikes. The next morning, they wake up, hungover, in each other’s bodies! With time not on their side, Mitch and Dave comically struggle to avoid completely destroying each other’s lives before they can find a way to get their old ones back.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,509 lines
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00:00:59 (BABY WAILING)
00:06:06 I got it.
00:10:17 which is crazy, because I nailed her in high school.
00:14:22 Rushing to get into a good college, right?
00:19:36 Who said I wanted to be you?
00:24:07 Are we role-playing or something? Because we're late.
00:29:06 Ready for you on set.
00:33:33 VALTAN: Thrust! Don't improvise, okay?
00:37:23 And Cara has to start her homework.
00:41:29 (SIGHS)
00:45:48 Holy shit!
00:51:22 She's never coming back, Mitch.
00:55:45 Temporary rough patch? What are you talking about?
01:00:10 Less stress for me, less stress for you...
01:04:13 Good, thank you.
01:10:12 What, do you mean with a lot of eye-Contact and real personal?
01:16:14 How do I look?
01:20:58 (CONTINUES MOANING)
01:26:20 We should probably go, you know, take a piss.
01:31:14 I don't see anybody headed for the door.
01:36:36 You smell like lemons.
01:43:17 We got to do this right now.
01:48:46 I'm very, very touched. Thank you.
01:54:32 Yeah. Real in-between phase.