The Caveman's Valentine
2001 · 105 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 8,218 VOTES · DIR. Kasi Lemmons
Overview
Romulus, a misunderstood musician turned recluse hiding from personal demons in a New York City cave, finds the frozen body of a young drifter in a tree. The authorities, including his police officer daughter, claim the death is accidental. Romulus is convinced the man was murdered by a prominent art photographer but how can he prove he's right when everyone thinks he's insane?
Dialogue Timeline — 1,160 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:46 Don't you watch me!
00:05:51 That old Stuyvesant, you know what he says to that?
00:11:38 - Cornelius Gould Stuyvesant, now write it! - Daddy!
00:15:58 That's what got him killed.
00:18:57 You tell your boss he can't snake this one over on me.
00:22:14 You wanna win her respect? Try soap and hot water. Try getting a job.
00:25:08 You want a suit and tie?
00:30:43 - Uh, 12. - Hmm.
00:34:43 - She looks scary, but she's a sweetheart. - Hi, dog, hey.
00:38:06 What do I think?
00:41:10 - Oh, I bet you did. - Like a son.
00:44:50 Look, I don't want to talk about Scotty now. Please.
00:51:35 You're psychotic, aren't you?
00:54:38 What?
01:01:52 D- Do you remember that little playground?
01:07:10 - Shame? - Please.
01:10:43 - I can't! - Scotty, if you damage that fucking cage
01:13:15 And-And the Bobs and Bettys are always on top.
01:17:50 Hey, hey, Captain.
01:21:09 He wasn't aiming at us.
01:24:30 If I saw his butt.
01:27:54 It's brilliant, Joey. You're radiant. You radiate Z-rays.
01:30:59 Moira had sex with Joey.
01:35:01 I'm proud of you.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,160
Dialogue density11.0 lines / min
First line00:01:46
Final line01:35:01
Production Record
DirectorKasi Lemmons
LanguageEnglish
Budget$13,500,000
Revenue$794,481
IMDb votes8,218