The Catechism Cataclysm
2011 · 75 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 763 VOTES · DIR. Todd Rohal
Overview
Father William Smoortser drops his bible into a toilet at a rest stop just before embarking on a day-long canoe trip, breaking loose all glorious hell.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,524 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:04 Okay, hello, everybody.
00:04:06 In the name of the Father, Son, Holy Spirit, amen.
00:07:31 He was, like, my first real role model.
00:10:30 Smells terrific.
00:13:11 We probably will need to go to the bathroom.
00:16:38 It fell in.
00:18:59 We need a sleeping bag.
00:21:49 I'm gonna steer back here, all right?
00:24:34 Well, actually, we never really got the chance to play it
00:28:43 And then what, what?
00:31:13 One more brew! One more brew!
00:33:58 Ah, son of a bitch.
00:37:10 Shit.
00:40:31 Iooking like a sap ass just like now
00:42:58 What do you want me to say?
00:46:35 Tom Sawyer. -Hai.
00:49:10 Tell us a campfire story.
00:52:04 He aimed it towards the door.
00:55:55 Please, I'm having a private moment here.
00:59:16 Is that short for Timothy?
01:02:53 Hey, knock it off!
01:11:36 Who's there?
01:15:47 I think we should pick up where we left off next week.
01:20:56 # Jesus is my main man #
Cast & Characters
Judy Findlay
Old Lady
Steve Little
Father William Smoortser
Robert Longstreet
Robbie Shoemaker
Carlos Lopez
Ethnic Ding Dong #1
Derek Erdman
Ethnic Ding Dong #2
Ronald McGill
Ethnic Ding Dong #3
Alice Bridgforth
Parishoner Linda
Laurel Paxton
Parishoner Gloria
Kevin Seal
Parishoner Kevin Seal
Lynn Shelton
Parishoner Judy
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,524
Dialogue density20.3 lines / min
First line00:01:04
Final line01:20:56
Production Record
DirectorTodd Rohal
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$2,270
IMDb votes763