The C-Word

00:00:50 ♪ Yo, you might hear me make a racket like Wilson.

00:04:23 And place your left breast there...

00:08:00 - Don't fuss, mum. - I know.

00:11:57 But I am probably the one with the biggest gob.

00:14:43 Only interested in signing your cast.

00:17:52 I, er... Mum bought me these for going into hospital.

00:21:46 I was overwhelmed. - What was that?

00:24:45 crying over conceding a penalty when you're already ten nil down.

00:28:16 Someone's replied to my blog. Look. "Dear Lisa. I like your blog -"

00:32:32 I might try to act cool with him

00:36:02 She should see me now...

00:38:57 DOORBELL BUZZES

00:43:35 Just stand up for a sec, I don't want you to get cold.

00:47:39 If either of you think that having the right denier tight

00:51:42 I mean they couldn't hang on in there just a few more days until after the wedding, could they?

00:57:12 Hello. I'm Jane McFarlane, Lisa's mum. Hello.

01:01:03 but there's, erm, nothing they can really do.

01:05:05 Nobody's talking about going in anywhere, darling.

01:09:01 Wow. - I've got to sit now, babes.

01:12:21 But you... you can't make sense of this, can you?

01:14:59 Bacon.

01:18:31 Denied.

01:23:48 All bloggers, all with secondaries, all in the same leaky boat. She's the first.

01:28:03 I'm just saying there's a lot to celebrate.