The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy

00:00:22 That Cameron Diaz is hot. Did you check out the new F-150 yet?

00:03:39 He wouldn't even know I was a fag if I wasn't here with you--

00:07:00 Jack, that's Javier. Roberto is his brother.

00:10:03 This eleventh-hour breakup routine. It's really demoralizing me.

00:13:08 - Hasn't even told me he's gay yet. - No shit. You can pick 'em.

00:16:22 - Patrick. - Come on.

00:19:36 What's to talk about?

00:23:30 and I'm tired of doing the same with them.

00:27:33 - I don't think it's anyone's business. - It isn't.

00:30:45 You shifted my living room out and your living room in.

00:33:39 I know horny.

00:37:12 My friends and I have a little bet goin'...

00:41:59 What happens next? Do I become like you and your friends?

00:45:08 What about cousin Jeffrey? He's got our genes. He could donate.

00:48:33 It went.

00:52:23 - What is it? - No way. It's my agent.

00:56:01 and you won't catch me going through any mourning cycle.

00:59:43 - Patrick, what happened? - I couldn't do it.

01:05:31 I got one.

01:09:18 I bet she wishes she'd made apple pie.

01:15:28 That hardly constitutes a relationship.

01:22:15 And if there was anything I've been trying to change lately about myself...

01:27:02 - "You really don't need to be here." - "Okay, I'm here..."

03:00:00 - Don't worry, sweetie.