The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy

00:00:22 That Cameron Diaz is hot. Did you check out the new F-150 yet?

00:03:36 You act like he'd never know we were checking him out.

00:06:52 You can start your shift early.

00:09:47 - I'm relaxing. - Can you relax legally?

00:12:49 Shut the door.

00:16:03 "Beaches" soundtrack.

00:18:56 Oh, don't do that.

00:22:53 Not "Close to You," "Rainy Days and Mondays."

00:26:47 - Apparently not enough. - What's that mean?

00:29:51 We all want to be him, but we're all afraid to admit it.

00:32:44 - You're not taking home the gold. - This isn't about me.

00:36:08 Catcher? Yeah, right.

00:40:37 He got the catcher's number. The fucker was right.

00:43:57 Have you told anybody about what you're going through?

00:47:08 And that's someone you would aspire to be.

00:50:17 Everybody can't be the same, Patrick.

00:54:12 God forbid it was symptomatic of our fucked-up relationship.

00:57:22 I'm freaking out.

01:02:45 let alone stare at them all day long.

01:06:44 - Did you lock the door? - I don't remember.

01:12:35 finds tongues and trees...

01:16:52 You've spent all week hiding behind this funeral.

01:23:37 Tell me you see that.

01:28:50 I know. They're from all of his house parties.