The Break-up Artist

00:00:15 # It doesn't matter who you are #

00:03:47 Look, Marissa, I know that it hurts

00:06:56 I've gotta go, sweetheart.

00:11:40 I love you, sweetheart.

00:15:50 Laters.

00:19:39 I'm here regarding her last few mortgage payments.

00:24:31 You're Microsoft-ing break-ups?

00:28:31 They did? Half the price?

00:32:38 all I can paint is this.

00:36:13 Excuse me, ma'am, but your boyfriend is--

00:40:23 It needs to be tight. Ashley likes her men with definition.

00:44:27 Relationships need balance. It's gotta look like you don't want Ashley anymore.

00:47:37 Are you okay, miss?

00:51:20 What are you, 12? Oh, are you gonna make her a mix tape too?

00:55:21 This is just a little thank-you for all of your help so far-- far.

01:00:18 Yeah, but, last night, I need--

01:03:25 Good work, Steven. Your next dumping is on the house.

01:06:52 Well, I know it looks bad right now

01:10:50 I'm done with the practice. I'm done with the training. I want my muse now.

01:15:41 # I want to see you again #

01:19:56 No. We're screwed I think it's the batteries.

01:23:15 Just give it a chance.

01:26:59 No.

01:30:47 Okay, so maybe love is a little more eternal...