The Black Madonna
2007 · 93 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 1,095 VOTES · DIR. Lasse Spang Olsen
Overview
The Black Madonna is a 2007 action comedy film written by Nikolaj Peyk and Lasse Spang Olsen and directed by Lasse Spang Olsen.
Dialogue Timeline — 890 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:56 (footsteps)
00:06:09 - Then you have to promise it. - I promise it a hundred percent.
00:09:45 - Do you think you're hunting ducks? - Kurt!
00:12:47 - I'm a plumber. - You have not seen a trap for 40 years.
00:16:13 But I need to get hold of you.
00:19:15 - Technically speaking, I have a badge... - I'll call the police.
00:22:26 - Maria, take the painting with you to Kaliningrad. - To where?
00:25:03 (sighing)
00:27:45 - Do you know what time is it? - No. Quarter past eight.
00:31:13 It must be nice to have such a helpful daughter.
00:35:42 Now, haven't I got too much Brussels sprouts?
00:38:52 - They could bind books later. - They run there dammit! Come on!
00:42:02 May I say one more thing?
00:45:22 - Fuck! Turn in! - I'm trying! Shut up!
00:48:42 There is no car.
00:51:47 There are pedals. It's like a car.
00:54:54 Hello? Adam. How are you?
00:57:54 Stig Rossen!
01:00:56 It went fine.
01:07:16 - Hi, Maria. - Who is it?
01:11:16 That would be quite stupid.
01:15:05 - Be careful now, Kuntz. The staircase are steep. - Hold tight.
01:20:05 Give me the Madonna now.
01:23:37 Strange, you don't get better at cursing.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed890
Dialogue density9.6 lines / min
First line00:01:56
Final line01:23:37
Production Record
DirectorLasse Spang Olsen
LanguageDanish
IMDb votes1,095