The Black Madonna

2007 · 93 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 1,095 VOTES · DIR. Lasse Spang Olsen

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Overview

The Black Madonna is a 2007 action comedy film written by Nikolaj Peyk and Lasse Spang Olsen and directed by Lasse Spang Olsen.

Dialogue Timeline — 890 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:01:56 (footsteps)
00:06:09 - Then you have to promise it. - I promise it a hundred percent.
00:09:49 10 meters from you and you miss it.
00:12:51 See you again, Kurt.
00:16:22 Maria! It's important
00:19:52 - Where is the gnome? - In the bath.
00:22:40 - I have tests in a week. - Have you started to study?
00:25:15 Damn hell. Fucking Hell.
00:28:15 Munch paintings for 920 million.
00:31:29 We are not the kind of giving gifts. I wrote her a long letter .
00:36:11 - I landed on my legs. - It must have hurt!
00:39:21 What is happening?
00:42:32 - Your ex? - What?
00:45:57 You must be the police's worst driver.
00:49:19 So what a hell will he do with two gallons of gasoline?
00:52:23 - So find something else. - I'll do that! Bring the plane down!
00:55:36 You go away.
00:58:40 (plays "We dance rock and roll")
01:02:32 If one didn't know you were a stiff cop from...
01:08:11 Of course not.
01:12:44 - It's too late to apologize now. - Yes, it damn is.
01:16:35 - Do you have the Madonna? - Give me Maria, then you get it.
01:21:28 - Yes, it was really a little stupid. - Yes, you just don't do it again.
10:00:00 by shaking the ass.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed890
Dialogue density9.6 lines / min
First line00:01:56
Final line10:00:00

Production Record

DirectorLasse Spang Olsen
LanguageDanish
IMDb votes1,095