The Beverly Hillbillies

00:01:36 - I swear, if'n you don't learn to share this honey...

00:07:17 Listen to what I'm sayin: jed.

00:10:53 Tyler.

00:14:08 Now, she's goin' to high school with you.

00:16:56 Milburn!

00:21:11 Would everyone turn to the right, please.

00:23:54 You take this, and I'll follow you in my Rolls-Royce.

00:27:26 - No. - Ask him if you can be vice president.

00:31:09 roughhousin', fishin', fightin'.

00:34:50 Oui, they are. They are the very, very best...

00:38:08 So, Mr. Clampett...

00:41:34 - They sure are shy. - So what?

00:45:24 Excuse me, ma'am, uh...

00:48:53 and see me, jethro Bodine, vice president.

00:52:13 So, Jethro...

00:55:02 Multiple partners.

00:58:14 Meet me there.

01:01:52 who more than makes up with experience what she may lack in other arenas.

01:05:37 This is ze happiest day of my life.

01:09:45 Boom! The money goes via modem to Switzerland.

01:14:02 I have met unsavory characters before, but she takes the cake.

01:17:32 Oh, nurse.

01:22:12 - Ow! - Oh... Oh, Granny, no, no, no!

01:26:11 - Hey! Nobody treats my pa that way! - Shut up!