The Best Of Benny Hill

00:00:40 And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present our tribute...

00:10:34 tapping them and testing them.

00:12:34 - Warlocks, male witches. - Oh, I see that, yes.

00:15:37 But when this did not work, Claude returned as a chauffeur.

00:20:40 This one.

00:22:41 What's it like being married to a 70 year old viscount?

00:25:07 Cut.

00:30:10 Cut. Get him out of here.

00:38:18 perhaps most moving thing I've ever seen in the cinema

00:40:14 - "I want a life in a grand manner." - No, no, no, no. She says:

00:42:27 Ha-ha, hello...

00:44:01 - Very well. - Is it true?

00:46:39 and that picnic that all we go and he was off in the woods with auntie Pat?"

00:48:53 Oh, she got the biggest parakeets, I've ever seen.

00:55:16 He was your bishop for how long?

00:58:45 have a lot of questions to ask him. I am no different from anybode else.

01:01:38 Sure you do.

01:04:01 Well, there you are. Honestly, what a good talking that we've all made!

01:12:29 - Oh, sorry, John. - It's OK.

01:14:28 It's: "What is this thing, called love?"

01:16:32 Push, that way.

01:18:36 - Oh! East Anglia. - Oh! Yes!

01:20:49 No my hand, you stupid idiot. (???) Rogue, you! (???)

01:23:19 "I should like to bathe in them".