The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

00:00:40 It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw.

00:05:07 Y'all come back now, you hear?

00:09:20 } And don't hang around the town café and say hi on the street

00:12:27 ...until that famous college football celebration.

00:16:56 Well, you don't look real sexy.

00:20:34 } Friendship that don't ever change

00:24:45 ...that they put less peanuts in than they said. He made 'em change their ways.

00:28:34 - Sock. - Beg your pardon?

00:32:08 ...that has been allowed to exist for close to a hundred years.

00:36:03 Mm-hm.

00:39:55 I'm gonna give you 30 seconds, you fancified fart.

00:44:17 Think I busted his jaw.

00:47:55 I couldn't now. I'm too top-heavy.

00:51:54 ...that I have from one of your stag parties at the legionnaire hall.

00:55:45 Aggies have the ball, second down at eight. Time is winding down.

01:01:56 } Where history and Aggie boys get made

01:10:13 - Jewel, what in hell is goin' on? - Call the sheriff!

01:16:08 - (applause) - Thank you. Thank you very much.

01:19:52 ...it's your duty to expose it!

01:24:28 - Aren't you afraid of payoffs and bribes? - Melvin, I'm sorry.

01:28:47 Show's over, Sheriff. Close it down!

01:34:02 } Maybe I'll just get drunk on apple wine

01:40:11 Oh, Ed Earl, I've loved you since I was 16 years old.

65:00:00 here at Kyle Field...