The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

00:00:40 It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw.

00:04:59 } Customers were comin', they were comin'

00:09:08 } Nothin' too high-toned

00:12:05 } Just lots of goodwill and maybe one small thrill

00:16:17 Well, now, that is just about the sweetest thing anybody ever said to me.

00:20:01 } And sneakin' around with you

00:23:51 It's a Japanese slingshot.

00:27:33 And we broke a 30 share. It's affectin' my pieces on the late night news.

00:31:00 Après vous!

00:34:40 } And it must stop! Watchdog's gonna get you

00:38:32 I'm talkin' to you about official blindness...

00:42:14 Move this thing! Come on, move this thing!

00:46:26 They say an honest man can't be elected in this country any more.

00:50:00 No sawed-off little (bleep) is gonna accuse me of takin' a bribe and live,...

00:53:28 ...with as little trouble as possible! - OK, OK! I'll shut it down.

00:57:19 I'll see all you seniors out at Miss Mona's.

01:07:14 (humming)

01:12:34 Damn it! You gave me your word! And I took it!

01:17:10 The Chicken Ranch? I think it's a good idea.

01:20:56 I... I wish...

01:25:31 - Is that a yes or a no? - That's a possible maybe.

01:29:29 } Cut a little swath and lead the people on

01:34:36 } I'm barely gettin' through tomorrow

01:40:24 - Didn't you hear what I said? - I did, darlin'.