The Benchwarmers

00:00:51 Throw it here. - Come on, Nelson, throw it in here!

00:04:14 l've never even been on a field.

00:07:07 Dang it.

00:09:44 Guy's got nothing. - Come on, give him a fast one.

00:12:53 Outside, bad. The sun, scary.

00:15:36 Well, unfortunately for all of us...

00:18:40 My team practices today at 5. Swing by if you she- men wanna lose.

00:21:42 Howie! He just hit a home run!

00:25:05 Well, when you do have them...

00:28:09 No doubt. But what if we don't play, and they win it?

00:31:07 Home run! - Yeah!

00:34:47 Yeah, Clark. - "I heard you stunk."

00:37:22 This next drill, boys, is for your catch- and- quick- release skills.

00:40:44 {y:i}...in the history of the universe. {y:i}We'll see you in game three.

00:43:45 Unfortunately, it is on their own home turf.

00:46:34 Awesome! - The other way!

00:50:13 Number 7 is covering Clark's paper route.

00:54:25 Who say my name?

00:58:21 Look at this freak. - Son, son. Get in the batter's box.

01:01:31 Guys, we gotta tell Jerry. He's gonna love this.

01:04:51 Marcus- - - No, don't come down!

01:08:09 ...and the final game of Mel's Tournament...

01:11:50 Now, lastly, let's make some noise for your new third- base coach:

01:14:29 Strike one!