The Bed Sitting Room
1969 · 91 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · 2,683 VOTES · DIR. Richard Lester
Overview
In the hazy aftermath of World War III, the fallout from a 'nuclear misunderstanding' is producing strange mutations amongst the survivors, and the noble Lord Fortnum finds himself transforming into a bed sitting room.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,392 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:05 Wake up! Wake up! Sergeant, wake that man up.
00:06:29 we have finally fixed the rent of Number 1 0 at an undisclosed figure
00:09:26 Oh, l wish there was more people of her own age on the Circle Line
00:12:46 Oh, Father, don't leave me at night.
00:18:22 At last! At last they've come to collect me.
00:22:39 But should you stop, you're liable to be knocked down
00:25:36 Yes.
00:28:32 (BOTH LAUGHlNG)
00:32:11 Oh, now listen, Mum. . .
00:35:40 l've only got the bells, boy. Drive me mad, they do, they drive me mad !
00:38:43 That's funny. You see, l never met her, you see.
00:42:44 Mummy!
00:47:04 l'll look up here.
00:50:55 now, to stroke.
00:55:22 (CLEARlNG THROAT) Uh. . .
01:00:31 Good, good.
01:03:34 Oh !
01:06:42 But this is murder, not glory.
01:10:12 Oh, my God ! Pull me down, Sergeant!
01:13:46 lt's been a long day.
01:18:52 lf l had my way in the hurly-burly of post-atomic living
01:22:04 Gas.
01:25:45 # For he's a jolly good fellow #
01:29:50 THE BBC: Good night.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,392
Dialogue density15.3 lines / min
First line00:02:05
Final line01:29:50
Production Record
DirectorRichard Lester
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,683