The Bed Sitting Room

00:02:05 Wake up! Wake up! Sergeant, wake that man up.

00:06:23 l can say without any fear of contradiction

00:09:11 Still, we've managed very well.

00:12:18 Yes, well, that is your privilege, of course.

00:17:46 Nothing to worry about.

00:22:06 Not until our pre-emptive strike is launched, do we, sir?

00:25:03 l used to say, "For Christ's sake, drop it," didn't l?

00:27:37 l'm very much in love. Of course, it led to marriage.

00:31:24 (SHUDDERS)

00:34:48 Oh, l say! What regiment?

00:37:09 Well, let me have a photograph of it, won't you?

00:40:44 -Hello, Penelope. -Hello.

00:44:52 -Cough. -(COUGHlNG)

00:48:36 MOTHER: That's hardly likely, in my condition.

00:52:51 l must say, they seemed rather impressed with my inside leg.

00:57:58 (GRUNTS)

01:01:24 Haven't finished, have we?

01:04:47 Ah, did you pass your virility test, son?

01:07:47 Oh ! Are you that bloke what ordered the Van Gogh painting?

01:10:44 We should all ask ourselves

01:14:35 MOTHER: Very well, Captain. But be gentle with me.

01:19:18 (SlREN STARTS)

01:22:33 My baby!

01:25:55 He's. . . He's a bleeding Conservative.