The Battle of Mohács
2004 · 82 MIN · IMDB 5.1 · 223 VOTES · DIR. Miklós Jancsó
Overview
By the notes of Fiáth Pompeiusz, the one-time friend of Kapa and Pepe, Professor Szirtes has solved the secret of the time machine, and he realizes the invention relying on "special" H2O. Kapa and Pepe shall return by it into the past in order to set time right, which is out of joint, that is, to correct history, to save King Louis II, and prevent the Mohács Disaster. Pepe yields to the not too tender persuasion to enter upon the great journey through time, dies and revives, and they arrive at the battlefield of Mohács in time. Kapa films the events. The Turks win and cut off the king’s, Pepe’s, head, still the Hungarians dictate the peace treaty. Kapa and Pepe want to return, they fill the time machine up with water from the well, yet it won’t start. Even so Kapa and Pepe hover over Budapest and quarrel.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,166 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:11 Rise, up soldiers, on to battle
00:08:19 Get moving, change, ok? Go!
00:11:11 Leave me alone, with this stupid crown!
00:14:38 Put this under is head!
00:17:36 His body floats to the surface sometimes, that's when the little flames come.
00:20:30 I got in the time machine... with a camera.
00:23:00 Oh, God, but Upper Forest street was a good school.
00:26:10 Useless vermin! Where is that useless idiot, bring him here!
00:28:32 Bir, iki, uc, dort, bes, alti, yedi, sekiz, dokuz, on.
00:31:34 The battle starts tomorrow or the day after.
00:35:05 Did you swallow it? Don't fuck it up, we only have one.
00:38:23 Ladies, you don't know what you're missing.
00:43:23 Over such a chasm, that the cover of new directions
00:46:39 Are you cussing out the Hungarians?
00:49:17 Hello! Gentlemen! Hello!
00:52:04 - This really is good. - Fine, right.
00:54:59 - What? - We are as fast as antelopes.
00:57:33 The problem is if you pick the wrong side at the wrong time.
01:00:59 You fucked it up, now suffer the consequences!
01:05:36 Gyozo's coming, look how happy he is!
01:08:46 - In Hungarian!... imported. Our ancestors brought it from the Etelkoz.
01:11:09 - What good is the human will? - That's in it too.
01:16:54 By the time I became fashionable
10:00:01 in Turkish, ok?