The Bad Mother's Handbook

00:00:02 What would I like? Luxury holiday abroad.

00:02:09 Right. Well, I'm in front with the gas and electric

00:04:21 I thought you might like t...

00:06:58 God knows why I bother, I should just buy a bag of mould.

00:09:13 And nor are you.

00:12:04 Mum, what's happened? What did you do? Are you all right?

00:14:47 They eat frogs' legs in France.

00:17:30 Stop messing with me head.

00:20:49 I'll see you then.

00:23:53 Who are you?

00:26:46 Does she look like me? Because I'm nothing like Nan, I can see that now.

00:30:44 coat.

00:33:07 I'm sorry.

00:35:48 Oh, blood and sand, have you been pulling threads again?

00:38:27 Why do you think your mum didn't tell you?

00:41:25 At least I won't make her feel guilty her whole life.

00:44:57 It's actually tagliatelle with an oregano pesto sauce.

00:47:59 stop moping.

00:50:49 Where?

00:55:21 Mother hen.

00:58:41 Oh, you're so bloody sensible!

01:02:56 I'm so glad you were with her.

01:05:51 Phyllis Heaton dropped 'em off earlier.

01:09:09 When's tea ready? I could eat a buttered frog.