The Babymakers

2012 · 98 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 8,957 VOTES · DIR. Jay Chandrasekhar

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Overview

After he flunks a fertility test, a man realizes that the only way he can get his wife pregnant is by robbing a sperm bank to take back the last of the deposits he made there years earlier.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,778 lines

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00:00:27 #Well since time out Of mind I been lazy #
00:03:52 Get it out. Just get it all out.
00:07:41 Honey, is he even ejaculating properly?
00:10:54 I don't have them. I don't know.
00:14:45 Damn, it's hot.
00:19:36 Oh, cool.
00:25:42 Where's my wife?
00:29:16 [Iaughs] No, seriously, no offense.
00:33:03 Why? Because I say that it is. End of discussion.
00:36:44 Looks Iike that website's back up now that Kevy fled to Amsterdam.
00:40:22 Anyway, I've gotta get jogging before nightfall.
00:43:42 How do we know this guy?
00:47:11 about all these Indian mob dudes, sitting around
00:51:21 Drive only. No talk.
00:55:18 Yes, yes, yes.
00:58:38 Fine, get your Chinese baby. I'm over it.
01:02:33 Then why were you jerking off to naked pictures of her?
01:05:58 So it's back on, and we gotta go tonight.
01:10:22 Hey, dude.
01:16:54 Where is it?
01:20:14 [squealing tires, screams]
01:24:34 [cops Iaugh]
01:29:10 I need butt cream.
10:00:00 when you add it all up.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,778
Dialogue density18.1 lines / min
First line00:00:27
Final line10:00:00

Production Record

DirectorJay Chandrasekhar
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes8,957