The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour
2007 · 63 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 469 VOTES · DIR. Michael Simon
Overview
In a time when East and West do not seem to understand each other, top stand-up comics of Middle Eastern descent Ahmed Ahmed, Aron Kader, and Maz Jobrani take it upon themselves to single-handedly bridge the gap with an original comedy tour that has become one of the hottest concert tickets in the country.Special guest Dean Obeidallah , who's appeared on "Saturday Night Live" "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and is a founder of the New York Arab-American Comedy Festival, joins the "Axis of Evil" creators for this sold-out, no-holds-barred event that has made headlines everywhere from CNN to Newsweek.Nothing is off-limits. Whether it's gay terrorists or the difficulty of flying in post 9/11 America, The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour blasts stereotypes with outrageous humor.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,187 lines
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00:00:04 You guys aren't gonna wear that thing tonight, are you?
00:02:41 He keeps pouring and closing his eyes.
00:05:29 Listen to President Bush, I'm not exaggerating.
00:08:46 How difficult would it be for me to make airline flight reservation for the rest of my entire life?
00:11:40 And he comes back, I look at him and I go
00:13:47 NASCAR.
00:16:26 And I got an idea to get Bush interested.
00:19:42 I want to be number one in something!
00:23:51 "Yeah, I'll take a Heineken. Like I was saying -"
00:27:37 [Whoooo!]
00:30:41 If I have a girl, I'll name her Darfh.
00:33:11 I went, "Yeah, look, to an Arab, a mission's a whole different field."
00:35:36 "We go down, it all goes down with us."
00:38:05 I like the way we went to war, because I was like
00:41:04 "Exfoliate themselves."
00:43:33 "Okey-dokey, it's Iranian."
00:45:50 He'll always corner me.
00:48:13 They go, "we can't help you out, but we'll put you through to someone who can."
00:50:26 My IQ increased by 20 points.
00:52:22 But what I observed as a Middle Eastern
00:54:30 he's like, "I was in on it, too!"
00:56:36 "Let me talk, let me talk, I feel good, let me talk..."
00:58:51 Yes, yes.
01:00:41 "Blame the god damn A-rabs, that's what I'll do."