The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour
2007 · 63 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 469 VOTES · DIR. Michael Simon
Overview
In a time when East and West do not seem to understand each other, top stand-up comics of Middle Eastern descent Ahmed Ahmed, Aron Kader, and Maz Jobrani take it upon themselves to single-handedly bridge the gap with an original comedy tour that has become one of the hottest concert tickets in the country.Special guest Dean Obeidallah , who's appeared on "Saturday Night Live" "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and is a founder of the New York Arab-American Comedy Festival, joins the "Axis of Evil" creators for this sold-out, no-holds-barred event that has made headlines everywhere from CNN to Newsweek.Nothing is off-limits. Whether it's gay terrorists or the difficulty of flying in post 9/11 America, The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour blasts stereotypes with outrageous humor.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,187 lines
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00:00:04 You guys aren't gonna wear that thing tonight, are you?
00:02:45 He looks at you and, like, "Do you have a lemon juice, or uh..."
00:05:36 El Ky-e-duh. It has gone from a Middle Eastern terrorist group to a Mexican Restaurant.
00:09:02 "FBI."
00:11:59 "Something fun for everybody, you know."
00:14:08 ...of Muslims at the airport.
00:16:52 And I so believe that if Ehud Olmert, the prime minster of Israel
00:20:26 So, I always look at them and go, "Um, promise?"
00:24:57 "and the Muslims and the war and hate and all that - tell me about that, huh?"
00:28:27 Is it like rushing a fraternity?
00:31:33 He called me from a Greyhound station, seriously.
00:34:03 all bitching and moaning about America, right?
00:36:28 But that's how we do it.
00:39:26 He gets so sick and tired. He is...
00:42:20 What's happening?
00:44:33 And it's funny too, because Arabs are, like my friend, Ahmed Ahmed
00:47:06 and another friend of mine was at the show.
00:49:14 but don't send me an e-mail going like
00:51:35 Even if they ever did that, they will follow it up with another news piece.
00:53:40 Middle Easterners aren't breaking stereotypes
00:55:42 Iran...
00:58:09 I go "You're an idiot!" He goes "You're an idiot!"
01:00:02 I knew that wasn't a Middle Easterner.
01:03:03 - Yup.