The Art of the Steal
2013 · 90 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 26,578 VOTES · DIR. Jonathan Sobol
Overview
Crunch Calhoun, a third-rate motorcycle daredevil and part-time art thief, teams up with his snaky brother to steal one of the most valuable books in the world. But it's not just about the book for Crunch — he's keen to rewrite some chapters of his own past as well.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,574 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:07 [accordion plays up-tempo tune]
00:04:37 I'm not so sure myself, but doctor knows best.
00:10:20 I can't blame him for that.
00:14:03 Excuse me, sir. Would you consent to a voluntary search?
00:17:27 "I'm sorry.
00:20:57 I'm being held at gunpoint by a pirate.
00:24:50 Still not workin' with Nicky, Paddy.
00:28:38 So I need you to authorize eyes on every entry point
00:31:40 Well, he needs someone to stop him from taking dives for $800.
00:35:23 slept with her and then slept with her sister.
00:38:40 You know, when I heard you were working for the other side
00:42:33 It makes me feel...
00:46:10 - You're starting the car. - OK. That's enough.
00:51:22 All right, just like the old days.
00:54:51 and collects $1.8 million.
00:58:53 Hold out for more from the Reverend?
01:02:03 Alrighty, looks like you're good to go.
01:05:41 All right, look.
01:09:32 Come on, man, let's do this together, like brothers.
01:13:16 I'm on my way to Detroit
01:17:19 Four twenty-six?
01:21:31 The seminal French "Post-Impressionalist".
01:24:54 The Georges Seurat, you ignorant fuck.
30:00:00 It's like a million back then
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,574
Dialogue density17.5 lines / min
First line00:00:07
Final line30:00:00
Production Record
DirectorJonathan Sobol
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$64,065
IMDb votes26,578