The Aristocrats

00:00:17 MAN: The joke leads me down one path and then it switches the path on me suddenly

00:03:27 It just remained in the business, swirling round.

00:06:50 that sometimes throws my aim off and I have to...

00:10:03 Wait. Wait. That made everybody sick?

00:13:20 The music starts, we do a dance.

00:16:32 Because no-one is gonna book this show.

00:19:34 There's barely room... It's so funny whenever...

00:23:02 There's a more writerly version of the joke.

00:26:18 Sure I coulda told it some other way.

00:29:53 (Laughter)

00:33:25 First is the Jewish rabbi.

00:37:10 The vigour of youth allows him to do this over and over again.

00:42:24 the cunt snot.

00:45:46 It was just an opportunity to be vile for no reason at all. So I used to love it.

00:48:57 Oh, lord.

00:52:14 I'm from Philadelphia. Go to Independence Hall, see the Liberty Bell, the Declaration.

00:55:26 until my clitoris swells up into a large Macy's Day Parade balloon.

00:58:44 And in one motion, my mother... both pinkies up their assholes, as they come.

01:02:07 I want that cock to bust my virgin ass.

01:05:38 They get the baby halfway in so just its legs are sticking out.

01:09:03 You want me to start at the beginning?

01:12:47 He goes, A Black guy comes on and starts sucking my cock like it's a chicken neck bone.

01:16:20 Yeah, I think it's best if we don't break it down. Do you agree with that?

01:23:23 Thank you.