The Apartment

00:01:49 If you laid them all end to end, figuring an average height of 5 feet 6½ inches...

00:09:11 As a matter of fact, you must be an iron man all around.

00:15:39 - This is your mother's apartment? - That's right.

00:21:55 - Mr Eichelberger. - Oh, yes, Baxter. What's your problem?

00:26:38 Mr Vanderhof in Public Relations and Mr Eichelberger in Mortgage and Loans...

00:31:07 That's good thinking, Baxter. There's gonna be a shift in personnel next month.

00:36:04 - Good evening, Mr Sheldrake. - Please, Fran. Not so loud.

00:40:27 You know I do.

00:45:59 Somebody watch my line. There's a swingin' party on the 19th floor!

00:50:02 - Is that better? - Much better.

00:56:33 I know you think I'm stalling you but... when you've been married for 12 years...

01:04:08 You got a girlfriend?

01:10:59 So you went right out and picked yourself up another dame.

01:15:55 Why do you wanna know, Doc?

01:21:20 Around here I'm known as quite a ladies' man.

01:25:36 Oh. That must be Mrs Dreyfuss.

01:29:28 His name was George and he threw me over for a drum majorette.

01:35:34 - Who'd care? - I would.

01:41:23 Miss Kubelik?

01:45:15 So I take Sylvia up to the apartment, and guess who he's stashed in the bedroom.

01:49:50 - Why'd you take sleeping pills? - On account of me.

01:53:59 Meanwhile I'm going to enjoy being a bachelor for a while.

01:59:31 Where are you moving to?

02:04:47 Shut up and deal.