The Apartment

00:01:49 If you laid them all end to end, figuring an average height of 5 feet 6½ inches...

00:09:06 That's not me. Just once in a while I have a few people in for a drink.

00:15:27 Not there! Under the mat.

00:21:23 That's how you get pneumonia. If I got pneumonia, I'd be in bed for a month.

00:26:17 I was sort of wondering what you looked like, Baxter.

00:30:23 Baxter, you're not reading me. I told you I have plans.

00:34:40 Your sister and brother-in-law.

00:39:36 You didn't believe me, did you?

00:45:13 Yeah, I know how it is.

00:48:54 Always happy to do a little something for our girls in uniform.

00:55:25 All I wanted him to do was let Mickey out for Christmas.

00:59:53 Sure. Monday... and Thursday...

01:08:11 My shoes!

01:14:35 Please... just let me sleep.

01:19:51 - Baby flies? - Oh. Oh!

01:24:01 But for her, I'll fix a little something to eat.

01:27:37 Open it.

01:31:44 - You really wanna discard that? - Sure.

01:38:33 - For me? - Yeah. Mr Sheldrake.

01:43:06 How long does it take to get someone you're stuck on out of your system?

01:47:28 Shipwrecked, among eight million people.

01:51:49 Mr Sheldrake, I've got good news for you.

01:55:42 I decided it was best not to see each other until everything was settled, divorcewise.

02:01:25 - He wouldn't? - No. He just walked out on me. Quit.