The Amazing Floydini
2004 · 102 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · DIR. Brent Sterling Nemetz
Overview
Floyd has never won Lotto. Nor has he won at OTB. He's a middle-aged flunk floundering from temp jobs to performing magic tricks in the street to earn a buck. His life consists of his therapist, his nursing home bound mother and B.S. sessions with other late bloomers. But on the day before his 40th birthday, he decides to take charge of his life and pursue his first career as a magician. He soon realizes, however, that due to his allergic reaction to rabbits and ineptitude for children, his future in birthday party magic seemed quite ephemeral. Upon meeting Lulu, another life wanderer, Floyd steps up his act for adults and decides to supplement his income by incorporating a wallet disappearing trick into the act with her as his assistant.
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00:02:08 I couldn't sleep last night.
00:05:47 - Mr. Garber, I got a lot of mice in here, okay?
00:09:45 My apartment's no place for you, trust me.
00:12:33 Give me some of that. - Yeah.
00:15:48 - Oh, come on.
00:18:46 But obviously, doesn't mean a thing.
00:22:47 - Well, maybe you could skip the tricks
00:28:24 You schmuck.
00:30:58 - Uh, what do I charge?
00:34:13 All right, that's enough.
00:36:52 - It's nothing big, but I thought you could benefit from it.
00:40:22 Listen, sir, Rod.
00:43:10 - Place right hand on right shoulder
00:46:11 - No, but you get credit anyway.
00:50:27 - About you.
00:53:56 - Yeah.
00:58:33 Sorry about the delay.
01:03:19 I saw this really cool trick.
01:06:36 - Come on, Floyd.
01:08:48 - Stop!
01:11:30 - Okay, thanks for calling, Cy.
01:19:22 Really hugs you back.
01:23:15 - Thank you. Thank you.
01:28:36 Like magic!
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