The Adventures of Pete & Pete — S01E01 — The King of the Road

00:00:03 that it's time for our family

00:00:44 in the three major dad-driving categories:

00:01:47 ¶ Ay-yi-yi-yi ¶

00:02:57 the superhero jurisdiction of Artie,

00:03:49 I forgot to mention

00:05:01 No, uh, a snake.

00:05:44 Speaking of songs...

00:06:30 Hey, hey, what do you say we do something special,

00:07:24 but Dad stared at it like it was his car's evil twin.

00:09:18 Well, for me, the rhythm of the road--

00:10:04 Come on, come on! Come on, honey!

00:10:44 tame nature.

00:11:49 she couldn't refold the map.

00:12:44 ¶ Whenever we go out, we can hear the people shout... ¶

00:13:47 that we're in kind of a rush here.

00:15:09 We've got a serious 10-9er here, over.

00:15:51 Well, maybe you'd like to ride with him then!

00:16:54 And you-- what do you have to say for yourself?

00:17:36 Apparently, the Wrigley way meant leaving the highway

00:18:42 So, this is how it ends.

00:19:52 After 566 and 4/10ths miles

00:21:20 of our friend Captain Zornan, it wasn't enough.

00:22:23 : Sorry.

00:23:34 Our elbows said it all.