The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. Pilot

00:00:01 [Opening music]

00:06:41 Weren't you wearing a tie-pin?

00:10:34 There's another one!?

00:13:27 Well, it is if you flunked Greek philosophy two years in a row.

00:15:53 We're not fools, and we're certainly not going to be treated as such.

00:19:17 I withdraw the comment. It's none of my business.

00:21:38 Did you want something Bowler?

00:25:32 Spitting is spitting. Sixty days hard labor.

00:28:09 You're crazy Pete, trains don't go anywhere as close to a hundred miles per hour.

00:31:22 ...they hate us.

00:35:19 Sorry I asked.

00:37:53 And I want that receipt too!

00:42:24 Dixie Cousins.

00:45:18 Do I look like somebody that wants to be pawed and fondled?

00:48:40 Or should I say, "Lord Bowler"?

00:52:26 Looks like we lost our drivers.

00:55:40 Five on one, and he killed them all.

00:59:30 You misspelled that word. Send it again.

01:03:25 Ain't in Kansas any more... Kansas.

01:08:07 - The railroad where? - South.

01:12:34 What are you doing after that?

01:15:42 - Me first Comet, me first. - Hey hey, don't confuse my horse.

01:22:24 An we're running out of track.

01:27:56 - the matter deserves further study. - I agree.