The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

00:01:43 Help me.

00:06:47 I shouldn't have taught you to read. It's traditional. That's how it is.

00:10:30 Do something. I must talk with my audience.

00:13:42 Most of you won't remember me or my adventures.

00:18:53 Yosrick, the young apprentice, sings of his joy in his job.

00:24:18 Yep, that's it!

00:31:09 Laws of hydraulics. Laws of social dynamics.

00:36:17 Sally, come here. You cretinous, senile old fart!

00:39:16 I have a plan! I will set forth immediately...

00:44:42 I'll have to douse the fires and let you down.

00:51:50 Let me explain it: Since you were last here, my head, -

00:55:02 I know you.

00:58:27 The leg irons are to slow you down.

01:01:44 Au revoir, my dear baron.

01:05:32 Well done, Sally.

01:09:13 We want more! We want more!

01:12:37 We cater for all sorts here.

01:17:40 - but may I say, your beauty excels even Catherine the Great, -

01:23:49 Ungrateful mortal!

01:30:04 There's a light. Come on!

01:34:54 - This is a good omen, what? - Oh, yeah...

01:40:43 You can't give yourself up. They might kill you.

01:51:35 Look, they don't believe it. We've won! We've won!

01:57:32 - Do not open the gates. - Keep up. Steady as you go.