The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

00:01:43 Help me.

00:06:47 I shouldn't have taught you to read. It's traditional. That's how it is.

00:10:36 Ladies and gentlemen...

00:13:51 The truth is, I am the cause of this siege.

00:19:04 I bend and stretch and ply my trade

00:25:56 - Gustavus. - Stop them!

00:31:33 No place for me!

00:36:37 Honestly! He is.

00:39:44 - Just tell us what to do. - Kindly remove your knickers.

00:46:42 - No, it won't. - Of course it will.

00:52:20 He's a lunatic.

00:55:52 I'm blind! My kingdom for a handkerchief!

00:59:09 In bed with my body, of course.

01:02:31 You told me size makes no difference. You puttana!

01:06:14 You abandoned me here. You swine!

01:10:06 One with exceptional eyesight, one with superb hearing, -

01:13:40 I haven't got the treasure. I spent... gave it to charity.

01:19:44 I can dance. Here, watch this.

01:26:42 Answer me!

01:32:10 This is Gustavus, who could blow over a forest with one breath.

01:38:13 Gustavus! Blow them back to Asia Minor.

01:42:26 So, Mr. Jackson, still the rational man?

01:56:06 ...that was only one of the many times I met my death.

02:00:19 Beautiful ladies...