The Absent-Minded Professor

1961 · 96 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 9,597 VOTES · DIR. Robert Stevenson

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Overview

Bumbling professor Ned Brainard accidentally invents flying rubber, or "Flubber", an incredible material that gains energy every time it strikes a hard surface. It allows for the invention of shoes that can allow jumps of amazing heights and enables a modified Model-T to fly. Unfortunately, no one is interested in the material except for Alonzo Hawk, a corrupt businessman who wants to steal the material for himself.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,468 lines

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00:00:06 Energy takes on many forms.
00:05:19 No, don't stop.
00:09:51 Oh, Betsy.
00:15:48 Weight makes absolutely no difference.
00:19:29 I'd like to speak to Miss Carlisle, if I may.
00:22:07 I was thinking in terms of magnetic energy
00:24:51 Not that I know of. Not yet.
00:30:01 - Was there something you wanted? - Yes.
00:35:03 Okay.
00:39:56 Come on, Medfield!
00:47:28 Now, come on, blow, okay?
00:50:38 Have you any idea what that kind of jazz is worth?
00:53:42 By tomorrow, this place will be swarming with sharpies.
00:56:40 Well, well.
00:59:15 Well, for goodness sake, grab the girl in your arms
01:06:55 We'll have this in the air in a minute.
01:09:57 I'm glad to see you came around to my way of thinking.
01:12:31 He's very fussy about things like that.
01:15:42 ...a harp.
01:19:30 Don't want to get tough with you again.
01:24:28 I'm Alonzo P. Hawk
01:28:35 Don't interrupt me.
01:32:21 See? My credit cards!
15:00:00 you can't find what happened!

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,468
Dialogue density15.3 lines / min
First line00:00:06
Final line15:00:00

Production Record

DirectorRobert Stevenson
LanguageEnglish
Budget$2,000,000
IMDb votes9,597