The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E26 — Barber Lou

00:00:01 Heeeey, Abbott!

00:01:05 because if the cop picks you up for speeding, Costello,

00:01:58 - It is now. - You...

00:02:44 - Altogether? - Yes, altogether.

00:03:35 Seven.

00:04:18 Oh, no, when I get through with you, you're not coming back.

00:05:11 It is not Mr. Bronson's wife and daughter.

00:05:59 Oh, dear, men are always fighting over me. They really are.

00:06:51 MRS. BRONSON: Hello. I just wanted you to know

00:07:48 There. Well, I guess that took care of the old hag.

00:08:45 Well, what has that got to do

00:09:33 Will you please try to keep this idiot in line?

00:10:30 but my advice to you is get your shoes re-soled in the morning.

00:11:21 I had plenty of opportunities.

00:11:56 Why don't you give me a chance to help Mrs. Bronson in the show

00:13:00 Higher!

00:14:18 Hold the right! Up on the left!

00:15:18 Turn to your left.

00:16:13 Can you imagine, with all the work I did there?

00:16:54 RADIO: And now "The Body Beautiful Hour."

00:18:27 here's a helpful hint from our sponsor.

00:20:20 RADIO: Get a wrench and remove the spare tire.

00:23:02 While the paint is drying, check the head lamps.

00:25:12 - I'd be delighted. - Thank you.