The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E24 — Beauty Contest Story

00:00:01 Hey, Abbott!

00:00:58 They haven't come in yet.

00:01:46 Neat and clean.

00:02:40 After all, that's what we're in business for...

00:03:31 Actually just a few simple questions.

00:04:22 Mister...

00:05:40 Can I give you the money back? I don't want the money.

00:06:35 Stock? Are you kidding?

00:07:24 Oh, yes.

00:08:11 You ought to see the beautiful car he's riding around in.

00:09:04 Thanks a lot, Mr. Fields.

00:10:14 Take a letter.

00:11:32 We ought to have enough money here to pay the room rent.

00:12:34 We just can't pay the room rent, and I guess it's best we move.

00:13:27 to meet some nice young men.

00:14:12 The other 50, we'll get down and get our tuxedoes out

00:15:16 Oh, yes! Yes! You're the man from the finance company.

00:16:07 a couple of broken heads.

00:16:58 We're all ready to start with the judging, Mr. Costello.

00:18:17 - I've got to see Mr. Costello. - Sh!

00:20:04 - This way. - Thanks.

00:21:41 Costello.

00:22:45 Let me get at them.

00:25:11 How dare you?