The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E23 — Fencing Master

00:00:01 Hey, Abbott!

00:02:06 You are here in response to my advertisement in the newspaper?

00:03:19 In other words, if you expect an accident, you'll get one.

00:04:25 Look, what is this, Doctor? What is this thing?

00:05:37 Wait a minute.

00:06:23 - You could have killed me. - Okay. I said I'm sorry.

00:07:22 24 hours. Nothing can happen to me.

00:08:38 Bang.

00:10:08 You've always wanted to get even

00:10:52 I was quite a fencer myself at school.

00:11:37 That's a fancy pose.

00:12:34 - En garde! - Good.

00:13:24 What's the matter with you?

00:14:36 Dr. Bluzak?

00:16:22 - You're a hero. - How do you like that?

00:17:10 I'm going to give him la satisfaction!

00:18:25 Are you kidding, Abbott? Nothing can hurt me.

00:19:08 Well, what have you got to say now?

00:20:01 What do you mean, write notes and letters?

00:20:54 - Why? - You can get closer to him!

00:21:49 - Hello, Harry. - Hello, Bud. Hello, Lou.

00:22:54 he thinks you're the biggest dope in the world.

00:23:49 Yes, he said he was going to kill Costello.

00:25:14 My boy!