The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E22 — Honeymoon House

00:00:01 Hey, Abbott!

00:01:18 I'm trying to get your coffee ready.

00:02:21 No, no. Not in the icebox.

00:03:11 - No, no, no. - You don't even look like Sally.

00:04:04 Not like that. Sweet.

00:04:54 Otherwise, you're a dead pigeon. You won't get to first base.

00:05:52 No, "Hello, Mr. Davis. How are you?"

00:06:51 - Did you hear what I heard? - Are you hearing things?

00:08:19 Hey! You know, I ought to fire you as a maid.

00:09:34 Keep talking.

00:10:38 I'll take a look, Sally.

00:11:37 and I'll lay you all over the joint.

00:12:38 If you can stop the old girl from burping,

00:13:50 Now, Mrs. Davis,

00:15:15 Take it easy, Mom.

00:16:07 You get a chance to marry a wonderful girl like Sally,

00:17:10 A toast to my little dog, Englebert.

00:18:48 I want to thank you two for helping.

00:19:43 the floor slants about 10 degrees to my right.

00:20:45 Well, supposing we go in and see what it's like on the inside.

00:22:05 We just didn't have time to find the outer wall to the closet.

00:23:16 They're lovely doors, sweetie.

00:24:19 What's the matter?

00:25:35 Time wounds all heels.