The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E20 — Well Oiled

00:00:01 Hey, Abbott!

00:01:05 I haven't even told her yet.

00:02:01 my intentions are strictly honorable.

00:03:01 It's a lucky thing for us we've got Mr. Fields for a landlord.

00:04:05 You find people like that. Come in.

00:05:00 There's a way out of these things.

00:05:46 We get another guy to go propose to that woman.

00:06:50 You didn't say anything about marriage.

00:07:55 would you mind taking Fifi for her walk?

00:08:55 Do you mind?

00:10:05 because that guy's got a terrific wallop.

00:11:15 Kenyon, just don't bother.

00:12:23 You know, Ma'am, you're a girl after my own heart.

00:13:30 Lou, what's the matter?

00:14:41 I feel like such a stool pigeon.

00:15:47 I didn't know quite what you meant, Stella.

00:16:53 She's very sweet and very cute, and I like her, too.

00:17:52 That's an expense list.

00:20:33 Of all the dumb guys in this world, you are the dumbest.

00:21:23 - I can't even get my hand out now. - Oh.

00:22:22 Look, Mike, you don't understand.

00:23:20 Oh, well, he don't mean nothing.

00:24:23 Why, that little rat.

00:25:33 With a stamp.