The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E18 — Public Enemies

00:00:02 Hey, Abbott!

00:01:04 Ooh! Get the weight of that.

00:02:03 I say you...

00:03:31 Aw, come on. Take a guess.

00:04:20 Well, hurry up, will ya?

00:05:23 We like peace and quiet.

00:06:12 Yeah.

00:07:04 What goes with this?

00:07:48 Why, boy, you know what the police will do with you?

00:08:35 Oh, skip it. We'll be along in a moment.

00:09:55 Probably dragging some guy with her.

00:10:48 I will not.

00:11:36 Your husband ain't going to like this.

00:12:54 - How do you know? - Just take a look at the paper.

00:13:42 we'd drive the cops nuts.

00:14:32 I'm Dapper Dan, and you're Slick Watson.

00:15:14 Why, a year ago, we knocked off a millionaire oilman

00:16:07 Now, this is the main storage space in here.

00:17:00 You mean, I and him... We got to stay here all night?

00:17:59 What's keeping him?

00:19:36 Yeah, five seconds after we walk in the joint, the blues move in.

00:21:37 Do you mean to tell me you don't know which way they went?

00:22:39 Moose... How is your cold, Moose?

00:24:40 What kept you, you slowpoke? Get in here.