The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E17 — The Tax Return

00:00:02 Heeeeey, Abbott!

00:01:08 - This is very tender. - That's because it's veal.

00:02:02 Butter?

00:02:57 It's got my name on it.

00:03:43 If we don't pass out first.

00:04:43 Don't tell me that's still working.

00:05:33 If you want to buy paper, we're in a hurry.

00:06:55 You mean this is the correct amount that I got coming?

00:07:51 This is quite a large check. Surely you don't want it all in cash.

00:08:37 All right.

00:09:51 - I didn't tax nobody. - You're taxing my nerves.

00:11:17 - 13, 14, 15... - You know what, Abbott?

00:12:19 Yes. Any place but around the neck.

00:13:08 Certainly. That's the safest place for it.

00:14:31 Counterfeiters.

00:15:32 Oh. It's still there, my rabbit's foot.

00:17:00 You know this bag is heavier than it was when we left?

00:17:53 to get us away from the place where the money really is.

00:18:53 - Uh-oh. - Somebody at the door now.

00:20:43 Oh, yeah? You did?

00:22:10 we're from the Department of Internal Revenue.

00:23:08 If you have an attorney, you'd better have them stand by.

00:24:21 It says, "New low rates at Fields Apartments.

00:25:19 Come on.