The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E16 — Private Eye

00:00:02 Heeeeey, Abbott!

00:01:04 Oh. That's what... That's what I'm reading.

00:01:55 Abbott will never believe this.

00:02:43 For a guy who hasn't been able to find a job in two years,

00:03:42 Now I'm allowed to keep it.

00:04:33 Aw, you couldn't catch a cold.

00:05:05 - For what? - I got... That's on the first page.

00:05:43 Put the gun down!

00:06:11 - See where the key went? - Where?

00:06:48 You can't get these things off unless you have a key!

00:07:21 - Hey. - What?

00:07:56 Now, come on!

00:08:35 Put it down. Wait till I make a bigger hole.

00:10:24 it is very important that you follow him closely."

00:12:10 and all kinds so tricky gadgets.

00:12:51 Granddad disinherited my cousin Bill.

00:13:31 Why don't you talk for yourself, Harry?

00:14:12 boy, am I out of my mind.

00:15:08 - There's nothing that can harm you. - No?

00:18:15 Everybody looks every place else but here,

00:20:14 - Safe, safe, safe. - Yeah? What's the matter.

00:21:35 Did anybody ever tell you you wasn't a beautiful baby?

00:22:55 All right, all right.

00:25:25 I'm proud of you, Lou. You're a great detective.