The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E15 — Uncle from New Jersey

00:00:02 Heeeeey, Abbott!

00:02:57 Yeah, you better hurry. They said it was important.

00:04:22 and I've been informed that he lived at that place at one time.

00:05:26 I'm going to take you right back into your apartment

00:06:23 I-I was off trying to get some money for you, Mr. Fields, but no luck.

00:07:11 I understand.

00:07:59 Oh, sure.

00:08:57 Uh, uh, Peacock and Pinto?

00:09:56 That's what for!

00:10:42 Well, go ahead with the message.

00:11:38 Surely you didn't think I was serious about that.

00:12:41 If my Uncle Rupert walks through that front door,

00:13:45 and he won't be suspicious anymore.

00:14:42 Oh, this? This is one of my other tenants... Mike.

00:15:51 - Now get a load of that. - See that rip there?

00:16:50 Yeah? Well, the old guy's swimming with dough.

00:17:50 You go ahead and finish packing the trunk.

00:18:36 You wait and see.

00:19:43 He probably is standing right outside the door now, listening.

00:20:40 You got a search warrant?

00:21:34 The lieutenant was already on his way here.

00:23:17 - Who's he? - H-He's the murder victim.

00:24:13 I wouldn't have known a thing about you!

00:25:35 Hey, Abbott!