The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E14 — Wife Wanted

00:00:02 Heeeeey, Abbott!

00:01:11 That's a raw hand.

00:02:23 They're the ones that's going to count.

00:03:56 What do you mean?

00:05:02 Gaze on this pretty picture...

00:05:49 - Okay, table stakes. - There we go.

00:06:59 Keep your hands off the letter. It's for me.

00:07:41 How did I know he was coming here?

00:08:21 Oh, come on, get your hat. Let's go out and look for a wife.

00:09:24 Water coming out.

00:10:19 Have patience, that's all.

00:11:14 Why, Aunt Emma wrote and told me you were coming.

00:12:25 He used to take his coat off and spread it on a puddle of water

00:13:44 All right, look, Lou, if you fail, don't worry.

00:14:27 Step right up here, folks... A trip to romance!

00:15:51 He got so jealous around her that she told him

00:16:36 - I still got it. - You still got it.

00:17:54 "Agnes, could you love a fellow like me?"

00:18:51 I don't care about that Bone-Bender Brodsky.

00:19:53 Tell your friend to get more clothes on. I'm embarrassed.

00:21:00 but in my book, he's all washed-up.

00:22:04 In a minute, in a minute.

00:23:13 You tell him. If I tell him, he'll kill me.

00:25:22 Now, give me...