The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E13 — Car Trouble

00:00:01 Hey, Abbott!

00:01:22 Try and tell that to him.

00:02:23 - "Zowie" and "Zip." - Get a load of the ad in "Zip."

00:03:15 - Oh, I took care of that. - You did?

00:03:57 You'll get no ulcers off of baby food. Baby food is a wonderful thing.

00:04:45 Look, Abbott, stop that. You're going to keep breaking them.

00:05:51 Battery, radiator, brakes, motor, carburetor.

00:07:19 That's about as pretty a uniform as I ever see.

00:09:00 Keep what shirt? I won't have a shirt.

00:09:57 - Well, when did you learn? - Yesterday.

00:11:11 I found a sucker who will pay plenty of cash for that car.

00:11:56 - Where are you going? - I'm going to the public library.

00:12:49 - You like it, huh? - It's a beauty.

00:13:32 and you can go out through the service door.

00:14:37 Wait a minute, officer.

00:15:40 Is that coffee I smell, or am I nuts?

00:16:40 A mulligan stew.

00:17:30 one of our guests is the sheriff.

00:18:19 Agnes is my prize hen, Sheriff,

00:19:24 - SHERIFF: Cock-a-doodle-doo? - That's the Australian crow.

00:20:49 That is the most fabulous imitation I have ever seen.

00:22:19 We can take these planks, support them right down here,

00:23:06 - Well, we get the planks down. - Yep.

00:25:08 You're choking me. What's the matter with you?