The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E11 — Amnesia

00:00:02 Heeeeey, Abbott!

00:01:18 - It's been four or five years. - That's right.

00:02:13 - Oh, she's got a cameo face. - Huh?

00:03:03 I'm going to write to Edna.

00:04:25 What's the matter? You blowing your top?

00:05:53 I want you to look at the contour,

00:06:49 - Pick this up? - Yeah, just hit that right there.

00:07:57 You went like that with your foot and broke it yourself.

00:09:12 "Stand aside!"

00:10:48 Well, then, why don't you do something

00:12:15 Get up on your feet and start cleaning this apartment.

00:13:19 - Nothing at all? - No.

00:14:09 No, I was going to do it for you.

00:15:33 I gave it back to you.

00:16:39 Sure, sure.

00:17:34 and we'll discuss this whole matter.

00:18:30 I should say $95 a week would be a fair alimony.

00:19:26 - Well, let me ask you something. - Did you slap her on the back?

00:20:19 - Not that I know of. - No, no.

00:21:06 consorting with characters of the underworld,

00:22:14 Hey, what's with this little guy? Who is he, anyway?

00:23:27 I'm coming over, George, just to see the family.

00:24:37 - So long, Bud. - So long.

00:25:24 Yes, give me back my $35.