The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E05 — Pest Exterminators

00:00:02 Heeeey, Abbott!

00:02:14 Well, they're nothing but pests.

00:03:26 I think that collar's too tight. That's what it is.

00:04:41 I should say not.

00:05:34 - There's your pawn ticket. - So long, suckers.

00:06:33 And the machine is smarter than you are.

00:07:40 What are you trying to do, bribe a cop?

00:08:45 Well, you look around here,

00:09:58 They're terrible. I'm telling you, fella.

00:11:02 Oh, do something for me.

00:12:06 You don't look so good yourself, Abbott.

00:13:20 Ohh.

00:14:44 - What's the address? - Well...

00:16:01 Well, what did I say that upset him?

00:17:06 No, this is Main 222-12. It's a doctor's office.

00:18:18 I'll ask him to come here immediately.

00:19:05 That's right. That's right.

00:19:55 Give me anything you got there.

00:20:51 Thank you.

00:21:54 Of course, the worst thing about them is they're always underfoot,

00:23:01 - Here. - Thank you.

00:23:55 I don't know.

00:24:46 Lady, I think you need a psychiatrist.

00:25:34 Hey, Abbott!