The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E03 — In Society

00:00:02 Heeeey, Abbott!

00:01:50 to take me to the station house?

00:02:34 - Why don't you cut it out, Mike? - I'll put the handcuffs on you!

00:03:15 All right. All right.

00:04:00 Of course I can't get it!

00:04:49 and show him how I handcuffed you.

00:05:42 Come on!

00:07:14 Attaboy, Mike.

00:08:28 In an hour, we've got to be there in front of the Bronson building.

00:09:14 We've got to meet Mrs. Van Goo at the Bronson building in one hour.

00:10:11 Well, what about him?

00:11:09 in the whole thing I don't understand...

00:12:08 Hey, don't. Earls don't do those things.

00:13:00 Oh, shall we join the others in the drawing room?

00:14:03 - With real shooting? - Oh, rootin' and tootin' and shootin'.

00:14:56 Oh, they just kicked it around town until it lost all its friends.

00:15:56 I'll take that bet.

00:16:50 where they got the rest of the dough from!

00:18:28 Salt.

00:20:04 First it's your plate, now it's your powder...

00:21:02 It's nice. What, do you wear it?

00:21:58 I take you out to a place like this.

00:23:11 I got a six-day bike race going on here.

00:25:19 Wait a minute.