The Abbott and Costello Show — S02E01 — The Paper Hangers

00:00:02 COSTELLO: A-A-A-Abbott!

00:01:00 Now I know I won't get a ticket on my car.

00:02:09 Oh, yes.

00:02:42 You know how to handle that, don't you?

00:03:14 Why are you saying, "Go ahead, back up"?

00:03:51 Now, leave it low enough so I can...

00:04:26 Oh, that's a common, everyday...

00:04:58 Oh!

00:05:45 What in this room can we take down to the pawnshop?

00:06:25 This suit came with two pairs of pants.

00:07:22 Now, listen here, you two.

00:08:07 Where do they go?

00:09:32 My chin.

00:12:44 - Yeah. - Come on.

00:13:32 Put it on the wall. Nice. That's a boy.

00:14:17 Gentle stroke. You don't know how to put up wallpaper...

00:14:51 - Where are you? - Here.

00:16:03 She likes you.

00:18:42 Wait a minute. I have got schemes.

00:19:16 I beg your pardon, Sir. You... You dropped your wallet.

00:20:05 - Oh, now... - Now, get on the job.

00:20:58 Don't you call my Hilda a liar! You apologize!

00:21:58 Get away. Nobody's throwing me and my...

00:25:27 Nice restaurant. See you later.