The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E25 — Police Rookies

00:00:41 Stop. Stop, Lou.

00:01:41 to become a policeman.

00:03:10 Now, look, who's going to take their bath first tonight,

00:04:09 He argues with me.

00:04:55 I don't want to go to no baseball park.

00:05:45 I don't like it 'cause it makes me sick.

00:06:34 just to put up factories to manufacture mustard?

00:07:28 Fathers out of work, husbands out of...

00:08:21 Throw them away?

00:09:29 Don't mention that.

00:10:19 Why does anyone go to a depot?

00:11:23 All right, then I'll go to Philadelphia.

00:12:37 in order to be a good policeman.

00:13:40 Here, here, here. Who are you two?

00:14:57 - Don't forget that. - All right. Ready?

00:16:02 - Those are Indian clubs. - Can I play with them?

00:17:10 - I'll leave them in your hands. - How do you do?

00:18:56 Oh.

00:20:23 - I'm going to be a policeman! - Yeah.

00:21:17 Go ahead.

00:22:23 Be careful!

00:23:23 Yeah. Put it back. Put it back up on the wall.

00:24:49 people that are really, uh, qualified to handle such jobs.

00:26:01 - Remember that. - So long, ladies.