The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E24 — The Actors' Home

00:00:43 Now...

00:01:51 Hey, will you keep quiet, please?

00:03:00 You go ahead and help.

00:03:57 This kid's got a lot of strength.

00:05:06 That's going to cost you each 10 cents.

00:06:03 You, but I got to come to Mr. Bacciagalupe

00:07:01 And you want 5 cents' worth of ice cream?

00:08:08 and I'll call you when I got the ice cream ready.

00:10:15 Get your evening paper!

00:11:19 - Who is this gee? - I don't know.

00:12:26 Where do you dig up those kind of phony bums from?

00:13:39 I'm a little worried.

00:15:19 Surely. Right over there.

00:16:37 I can't even see it.

00:17:48 You don't want to hear that, do you?

00:18:37 - Booby Barber. - Booby Barber.

00:19:22 - I'm asking you who's on first. - That's his name.

00:20:15 You did. You just mentioned it.

00:21:16 I asked you, what's the first baseman's name?

00:22:14 "Here's your money. Sign the receipt."

00:23:09 I'm telling you now.

00:23:58 So, I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

00:24:52 - He better get it! - All right.

00:25:58 Let's get out of here.