The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E23 — Little Old Lady

00:00:36 How are you?

00:01:40 - Wait a minute. - I got some sweet...

00:02:47 I ought to smack you right in the face.

00:03:59 What are you trying to do, steal a little old lady's needle?

00:04:55 The whole budget was only $28.

00:05:45 Get a load of him.

00:06:47 I could buy one of those in a five-and-dime for 10 cents.

00:07:53 I'll see you at the rooming house.

00:09:03 Yes, I would like to help you very much,

00:10:20 Credit? You two hoodlums couldn't raise $1.65 with lend-lease.

00:11:40 - I want to tell you something, Bud. - What?

00:12:42 If it's not mink, what is it?

00:14:14 Phew.

00:15:32 - MAN: All right. - Let's get it right up.

00:16:27 - Do you know what you're doing? - Do I know what I'm doing?

00:17:24 I did not!

00:18:15 All right, lady. Win the prize. 25 cents.

00:19:37 You know, this is a wonderful carnival.

00:20:46 you're going to tell me which one?

00:21:35 He hit it just like that.

00:22:29 Let me get this straight?

00:23:32 I said, "s-s-s-seven!"

00:24:32 I got more money than I really wanted to get for you.

00:25:54 Come on.