The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E22 — Las Vegas

00:00:37 Now, what's this?

00:01:26 You got money?

00:02:29 Well, when I was driving, a car cut right in front of me,

00:03:30 What kind of questions are these? Drive the car. That's all.

00:04:25 The rules say you must always give a woman half the road.

00:05:21 And I don't want to be married to you.

00:06:27 And right behind you, that's Double-crossing Dan.

00:07:21 That's the car. Economical.

00:08:33 This is a nice-looking car over here. What's wrong with this one?

00:09:47 This is hard to turn it over.

00:10:43 Can we buy it?

00:11:42 $40.

00:12:47 And when we get there,

00:14:09 What kind of driving is that? You want to get a ticket?

00:15:15 Well, come on, Costello. What are you waiting for?

00:16:24 Always remember those things. That's right.

00:17:23 Sure winners?

00:18:17 Bazooka... He's a good mudder.

00:19:12 I bet and bet and bet, but I never lose.

00:20:07 I didn't mean to insult you.

00:21:14 Don't do it, because I got the four-leg business out there

00:22:29 Shall we continue?

00:24:21 you got to have plenty of money.

00:25:44 You want to bet?