The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E21 — The Television Show

00:00:38 How do you do?

00:01:32 for bringing over his television set.

00:02:31 - Well, here's Ms. Kathleen O'Malley. - Yes.

00:03:28 But we do have a consolation prize for you.

00:04:41 Good-bye.

00:05:49 - Come on, now. - Get it!

00:07:10 Oh, uh, Los Angeles?

00:08:16 - "Everything is..." - "Hunky-dory!"

00:09:18 In the meantime, you're the fireman. Now, she yells "fire."

00:10:16 Yes, you do. Yes. Mr., uh, Abbott, and Mr. Costello.

00:11:19 I'm sorry, your time is up. You failed to hold that cuckoo.

00:12:13 Yes. You missed the first part of the stunt, you see?

00:12:59 Go ahead.

00:14:00 Why you...

00:15:03 He's bleeding, he's bleeding.

00:15:59 That's right. I'm going to sue you for $10,000.

00:17:05 - It's hard to remember. - Oh, what's so hard about it?

00:18:36 in not properly removing trash from your property.

00:19:36 I do.

00:20:56 Mr. Abbott, will you please tell the court,

00:22:28 - I'll tell him what you... - That's it.

00:23:32 I'm positive.

00:24:43 They choked him like that.

00:25:55 If I ever... Hillary, if I ever...