The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E20 — Hillary's Birthday

00:00:36 Do you have to hold this over my kisser every week?

00:01:31 - Hillary Brooke? - Yes.

00:02:20 Well, the "no party" thing means just what it says.

00:03:43 Oh, I'd love to come.

00:04:42 that I ever known in all my life, Hillary,

00:06:13 - Hello, Phyllis. - Hello, Bud.

00:07:46 12:00?

00:09:40 - Hey, I got all the stuff here. - Yeah, I can see it.

00:10:24 - Tomatoes. - Tomatoes.

00:11:19 And then after that, we give it to Hillary for a present?

00:12:12 Yeah.

00:13:17 Now, let me get this straight.

00:14:23 Oh, boy, Abbott, I would love to give Hillary Brooke a nice birthday party.

00:15:15 So, what happened?

00:16:16 and the milkman came in and kissed me.

00:17:14 You sure you're going to have a pickle?

00:18:07 - Oh, I'd love to dance. - Go ahead. Play the music.

00:19:19 Play that thing. Stop worrying.

00:20:33 Turn it on!

00:21:45 Oh, stop. He's only kidding. He can't get away with that stuff.

00:23:12 Punch you in the nose.

00:23:59 What's so funny? What's so funny?

00:24:46 No, no, you stay over there.

00:26:01 Who ca...