The Abbott and Costello Show — S01E19 — Bingo the Chimp

00:00:42 Cute, isn't she? Well, Lou, at last...

00:01:42 No.

00:02:37 he let too many flies in.

00:03:45 You want me to get you Pikes Peak?

00:04:39 Dog biscuits!

00:06:08 You're going to get plenty of nice...

00:06:54 - Would you leave my pants alone? - See? That's what I'm telling you.

00:07:50 I think right now swinging on a chandelier.

00:09:04 Oriental?

00:10:10 because the mother's traveling with the circus

00:11:25 Aaah!

00:12:17 I was going to take you to the dog pound.

00:13:40 Abbott, Luigi, hey. That's your brother?

00:14:31 One banana, two bananas... That's three bananas.

00:15:59 Hey, how we going to get Bingo into the rooming house?

00:17:19 - Put him to sleep. - Not with a book.

00:18:27 And here I thought you were a kid yourself once.

00:19:45 Look, Mr. Fields...

00:20:47 Then you know what happens? He'll throw us all out of here.

00:21:49 And if he stays here, keep him quiet,

00:22:46 They're bigger than him.

00:23:40 Shh. Now, keep quiet.

00:24:33 - Uh-oh. - What happened to that girl?

00:25:50 Ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!